Apple be like, “Hm… no, our warranty doesn’t cover Macbook software malfunctions. Your operating system should update automatically. What do you mean it’s spazzing out? Have you tried not being poor?” (3/5)

Every goddamn time my Macbook supposedly receives an update, the Macbook has a heart attack, wire failure, bit stones. Like... if all of the software that I use for productivity wasn't Macbook only, I'd break up with Apple and go be faithfully committed to HP once more.