Apple be like, “We’ve updated your Voice Dictation situation, but… you know, you’ve got to yell at it and the accuracy rate will still be like 45%, so that’s a VAST improvement. You’re welcome.” (2/5)

Look at that Macbook on a countdown to explosion. You only need to restart your Mackbook 87 times before it will ACTUALLY update and it'll never just TELL you why the update isn't happening "automatically" like it's been set to do since the first time you turned your new Macbook on.